I’m sure you’ve heard of Tila Tequila, an annoying Vietnamese/Mongoloid-looking chick, nasty “Aliens”-looking head, huge bolt-on tits, who’s very big on attention grabbing and generating unnessary drama over the Internet. She had her big start on MySpace. If you thought MySpace was a pretentious piece of emo garbage, then Twitter will probably make you crazy. What made myspace so fuckin’ annoying was that people would put all sorts of effects on their pages to highlight their “personality” but they’re all nasty looking effects, like glitter effects, using pulsating backgrounds, annoying shit in general. But at least in myspace the annoyance is more graphical in nature.
At twitter, what you read is what fuckin’ annoys you. People tweeting about insignificant shit like “I got up at 8am, sat down on the toilet bowl, pinched a loaf, brushed my teeth….etc”. That kind of banal shit. Fuckin’ annoying. For the most part I don’t bother with Twitter. It is so fucking narcissistic I mean who really gives a fuck if your stool has pieces of corn stuck in it? Why not post something more substantive like an earth shattering event, or photos of a storm, or shit that the rest of humanity rarely experiences. Something that we don’t see on CNN or drudgereport. That has been my beef with twitter. To see some fairly news worthy stuff.
So imagine my surprise when a buddy of mine, who was doing an amateur porn search, turned me on to this amateur gone wild on twitter. This chick was freaky. I can’t give away the url on twitter address because I’d like to keep her all for myself. But what I can share is that her updates are just freaky. Some samples: her blowing some guys in the parking lot or taking a piss in public. Not just words—any crazy bitch can lie. She posts pictures with her tweets. Not your fuckin’ overly slick pornsite promoting pictures either–real fuckin’ pictures of her blowing some bum on a parking lot in Southern California. This shit is fuckin’ too good to be real, but it is. She would tweet about the library section she’s in and she would blow a guy in that section. Many college libraries have a “rack system” to save space. You turn a wheel to move a rack, so she moved some racks so there’s like a little private motel room in a college library and she’s blowing some guy there. She took a picture and tweeted about it, crazy shit! THIS is what twitter should be about! I’m not saying turn it into a home of amateur porn thumbs or just turn twitter into a porn site. No. I’m saying that this girl’s account is what twitter should be about—real amateur unscripted and unpaid content. Shit that you cannot anywhere else. Good stuff.